IFC: You need to go change. You can't wear sweatpants in the middle of the day on a work day.
Me: Oh, these aren't sweat pants. They're yoga pants. Besides, I don't work.
IFC: Well the fact that you don't work - that's abundantly clear...but are you doing yoga right now?
Me: Uh, no.
IFC: Have that planned for later, do ya?
Me: Well, no. I'm just wearing these. They're comfortable.
IFC: And yesterday - those velour things, I suppose those weren't sweatpants either?
Me: No - those are more like "leisure wear." It's the new daytime casual.
IFC: Go put some real clothes on for God's sake.
Me: Why? I'm just sitting at home by myself. Why does it matter?
IFC: It matters!
Me: I don't get why.
IFC: That's my whole point...
Just for the record...my imaginary fashion consultant it a total wimp...I'm sitting here in velour leisure pants right now!
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I think your IFC visits my home on a regular basis : )
ReplyDeleteMost excellent post! And IFC haunts me too. I am wearing sort of velour like pants whose tie I lost a long time ago. They are also flood length. I am matching them with terry cloth ped type things that have grips on the bottom. Top that, you say? A shapeless cotton long sleeve shirt!
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